- Michel Gerard: I'm sorry, if you're talking to me, you'll have to do it in woofs.
- Emily Gilmore: You've been working with my daughter way too long.
- Michel Gerard: Don't I know it.
- Paris Geller: Aren't you worried that one night you're going to sleepwalk right into that pool and drown?
- Rory Gilmore: I am *now*.
- Emily Gilmore: [to Rory, who is asleep in bed in the pool house at 8:30] Good morning! You're still sleeping? My goodness, you're young, these are the good days. There's plenty of time to sleep when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes.