- Luke: Lorelai, relax. I'm fine if you want to just forget it ever happened, really.
- Lorelai: No, I don't want to forget it ever happened. It was a great kiss.
- Luke: Yeah?
- Lorelai: If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.
- Luke: Okay.
- Lorelai: So, what do you think?
- Luke: I think I'm really relieved you feel that way.
- Lorelai: So you concur?
- Luke: Dear God, yes.
- Emily: I am going to Europe, Richard. I'm going to Europe and I'm going to have a marvelous time! I'm going to get up at 10 and have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day!
- Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
- Emily: Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!
- Richard: I can't talk to you when you're like this! I'm going to bed.
- Emily: You go to bed, I'll go to France!
- Rory: I was going to be practical, and I was going to be adult, and then...
- Lane Kim: Yeah?
- Rory: And then he walked in.
- Lane Kim: Yeah?
- Rory: And he kissed me, and I couldn't think! It was just - and then we...
- Lane Kim: Again?
- Rory: Well, once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy to duplicate.
- Lane Kim: Where?
- Rory: What?
- Lane Kim: Where did you do it the second time?
- Rory: Miss Patty's.
- Lane Kim: You did it at Miss Patty's?
- Rory: Yeah.
- Lane Kim: She would be so proud.
- Sookie St. James: Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?
- Lorelai: Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.
- Sookie St. James: I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then - what are you doing?
- [Luke and Lorelai pull Sookie closer to the sofa]
- Lorelai: We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
- Sookie St. James: Why?
- Lorelai: Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
- Sookie St. James: Me? Why me?
- Lorelai: Well, because... you're a chef.
- Sookie St. James: What?
- Luke: And you have a kid.
- Lorelai: Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
- Luke: Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and - and - and can look at her own butt.
- Lorelai: I got this, thanks.
- Dean Forester: I love you, Rory.
- Rory: I love you too, Dean.
- [They both smile. Rory suddenly realizes that she's lying on Dean's hand, and the bed is uncomfortably small]
- Rory: Are you comfortable? Am I killing your arm?
- Dean Forester: My arm is fine.
- Rory: I can move...
- Dean Forester: Don't you dare move.
- Rory: This right here, is... the textbook definition of a perfect moment.
- Dean Forester: [laughs] Yeah, it is.
- Sookie St. James: Oh my God. You were kissing Luke!
- Lorelai: Well, Sookie, I...
- Sookie St. James: Oh! I am so glad! You two are perfect for each other. I have always thought that someday, if you just sort of turned around and opened your eyes, that you'd see it. And now you have, I'm just so damn happy!
- Lorelai: Well, I'm...
- Sookie St. James: You're not gonna die alone. I mean, somebody will *be* there! Somebody will know! Somebody will find the body, and call the police, and...
- [deep breath]
- Lorelai: Yeah, that *is* a relief.
- Lorelai: So make sure they like the lemon candles and that the rooms smell pretty when they get up there. And you did a great job this weekend. Great job.
- Maid: Thank you.
- [Lorelai gets startled by her mother]
- Lorelai: Ahh! My God!
- Emily Gilmore: My, what a lovely greeting.
- Lorelai: How long have you been sitting there?
- Emily Gilmore: 20 minutes, why?
- Lorelai: You scared me.
- Emily Gilmore: Like I'm Dracula.
- Lorelai: No, really you scared me. Oh, my God. My heart won't stop pounding.
- Emily Gilmore: Stop being so dramatic. I just came in for lunch. It's not like I did anything truly terrifying like telling you that buttcrack-baring jeans have gone out of style.
- Taylor Doose: Michel, I have a complaint. Michel. Michel!
- Michel Gerard: Can I help you?
- Taylor Doose: I was talking to you and you just walked away from me!
- Michel Gerard: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were calling someone else.
- Taylor Doose: Someone else named Michel?
- Michel Gerard: What can I do for you?
- Taylor Doose: One of my shoes is missing and the other has been chewed.
- Michel Gerard: Is this a riddle? I'm very busy.
- Taylor Doose: No, this is not a riddle. This is fact. Look at this shoe. This shoe was practically brand new, worn twice, and only on smooth, surface floors. I'm in your hallway and in the morning, I find this!
- [shows Michel the shoe]