Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Teach Me Tonight (2002)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : You probably have a diner full of people who would love these brownies; plus I bet they'd pay you for them.

  Luke : Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter, so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance - only one name came to mind.

  Lorelai : God, I love being special!

• Kirk : In my heart I am a true Akira Kurosawa.

  Lorelai : Ah, Seven Samurai.

  Kirk : What?

  Lorelai : Seven Samurai. It's a great Japanese movie directed by Akira Kurosawa.

  Kirk : No, who's the guy that directed all those Facts of Life episodes? Asaad Kelada. In my heart, I am a true Asaad Kelada.

• Lorelai : Where are you?

  Rory Gilmore : I need you to be calm.

  Lorelai : Calm about what?

  Rory Gilmore : Calm about what I have to tell you.

  Lorelai : What? Where are you?

  Rory Gilmore : I'm all right.

  Lorelai : [scared]  Well of course you're all right. Why wouldn't you be all right?

  Rory Gilmore : Because. I got in an accident.

  Lorelai : What? What accident? What do you mean you got in an accident?

  Rory Gilmore : Jess and I went for ice cream and we were just driving and it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum, I don't know. It was small and furry and it ran out into the middle of the road and Jess swerved

  Lorelai : Jess swerved?

  Rory Gilmore : Yes.

  Lorelai : Jess was driving?

  Rory Gilmore : Yes.

  Lorelai : Jess was driving your car and you got in an accident?

  Rory Gilmore : But I'm fine, and he's fine. And the furry thing is fine. The car's messed up a bit, but there's nothing for you to be worried about.

  Lorelai : [almost hysterically]  Where are you?

  [pause] 

  Rory Gilmore : I'm in the hospital.

• Lorelai : Go to hell.

  Luke : Right back at you.