Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Fundamental Things Apply (2003)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Emily : I am reduced to calling you and asking are you coming?

  Lorelai : Uh-hu.

  Emily : Is that "uh-hu, yes I'm coming" or "uh-hu, I was reading while you were talking"?

  Lorelai : [throwing things at Luke]  Tell you what, Mom. Plan on me coming, and if I don't then it'll just be more for everyone else.

  Emily : Lorelai, you know very well our dinners do not work like that. There is careful planning and shopping and preperation that goes into every meal no matter how boring or simple it may seem to you.

  Lorelai : Mom...

  [throws half a burger at Luke] 

  Luke : Hey, what...

  [Lorelai smiles] 

  Luke : Get off that phone!

  Lorelai : Oh, shoot, Mom. There's no cell phones in here. I'll call you back later. Bye.

  [hangs up/to Luke] 

  Lorelai : And when I need you. Nowhere.

  Luke : [in shock] 

• Lorelai : You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.

  Luke : I have not.

  Lorelai : Yes, Cujo, you have.

  Luke : I always talk to people like that.

  Lorelai : No, Benji, you don't.

  Luke : I'll be fine tomorrow.

  Lorelai : Really, Lassie? Why is that?