- Lorelai: I'm going to go to Babette's and take a shower.
- Luke: Why? Your shower's working.
- Lorelai: Oh, well, yeah. We just had a little incident here yesterday.
- Luke: What kind of incident?
- Lorelai: Nothing big. Some of the guys saw me naked.
- Luke: *What*?
- Lorelai: It's no big thing.
- Luke: How the hell did a couple of guys see you naked?
- Lorelai: Well, I was getting out of the shower, and Joe...
- Luke: Joe? Joe saw you naked?
- Lorelai: And Pete
- Luke: Pete?
- Lorelai: Well, Pete was with Joe, and Slim...
- Luke: Slim saw you naked?
- Lorelai: Well, I could see him, so I assume he could see me. Billy had the best view. Just a straight shot right down Main Street.
- Luke: So four guys saw you naked?
- Lorelai: Well, if you don't count Teddy, then yes.
- Luke: I went to the vet's office and they were closed and said to come here, and this dog ate three pounds of sweetened chocolate. Now I don't know a lot about dogs, but I know they shouldn't have chocolate. And this isn't even my dog, it's my fiance's dog, and she loves it. She named it Paul Anka, which might sound a little weird, but if you knew it makes sense, and there are so many ways I can screw up this relationship but I can't lose her over the fact that I killed her dog!
- Michel Gerard: She's back! She's coming back!
- Lorelai: Why?
- Michel Gerard: I don't know why. Maybe she left her phone. Or spell book.
- Rory Gilmore: I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere.
- Paris Geller: See for yourself. Google 'Rory Gilmore Sex Boat'.
- Luke: Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?
- Lorelai: Like what? His posture's perfect.
- Luke: You know chairs are for people?
- Lorelai: Not that chair. That's Paul Anka's chair.
- Luke: Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria on them. You shouldn't have fleas and malaria in the room that you're going to eat in.
- Lorelai: I don't eat in here. They do.