Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Welcome to the Dollhouse (2005)

Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason

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• Lorelai Gilmore : What's number two?

  Kirk Gleason : Number two. Chergogagog Manchogagog Cherbonagongamog.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Chergona-what?

  Kirk Gleason : An old Nimblook Indian name. It means: you fish on your side of the lake, I'll fish on my side, no one fishes in the middle. Or maybe it means Buffalo.

  Lorelai Gilmore : It's unpronouncable. Next?

  Kirk Gleason : From 1768, something flavorful. Crusty Bulge.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, come on!

• Kirk Gleason : You can choose any of three historically anchored street names that pre-dated Sores and Boils Alley. It's a generous proposal.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Let's hear 'em.

  Kirk Gleason : The first one is Constabulary Road.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Constabulary Road.

  Kirk Gleason : It's a very nice name. Classic. Very evocative of old-time Stars Hollow.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, it's very nice, but Kirk, that's the exact same name of Esther Wilkins' street. I mean, the exact name. It's taken.

  Kirk Gleason : I know. Apparently at one time there were several streets named Constabulary Road in Stars Hollow.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah, that would be incredibly confusing.

  Kirk Gleason : Oh, it would be a disaster. It was back then, too. Mail was mis-delivered, soldiers lost their way. It completely disoriented senior citizens. There was rioting, chaos, death.