Jennifer Saunders: Jennifer

Quotes 

• Jennifer : [fake yawn]  I'm tired.

  Amanda : Yes, well I'm not!

  Jennifer : I'm not, either. I just made that one up.

• Jennifer : Eh, Fatima, don't tell Yvonne, I think she could get jealous, but I'm going to be crashing out at your pad again tonight.

  Fatima : Oh, I'm sorry Amanda, but my... street blew up yesterday.

• Jennifer : Felicity! All the brown rubber bands and the red rubber bands are mixed together in there. I've told you before, it is vitally important that we keep them separate. Honestly, Felicity, how are us women ever going to be taken seriously if we cannot keep our drawers tidy?

• Amanda : Look, do you understand it is not practical for two women to share the same sleeping bag. Can't you do something about those gargantuan breasts of yours?

  Jennifer : But yours are bigger than mine.

  Amanda : Mine are in direct proportion with the rest of my body, Jennifer.