Jane Laurie: Receptionist

Quotes 

• [Shelley runs to the tanning bedroom with her fur coat] 

  Candice : [sees the receptionist]  Excuse me, have you seen a redheaded wreck anywhere?

  Receptionist : No.

  [the receptionist sees Shelley pigging out in the room] 

  Receptionist : [screams]  AAAAAHHHH! Get her out, it's disgusting, get her out! That's breaking all the house rules!

  Candice : [sees this]  Shell!

  Receptionist : I'm sorry, we don't allow cholesterol in this club! Shelley, you're banned!