The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Adult Education (1986)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma! How in the world did you get these?
Sophia Petrillo : Easy. I called Frank. I told you I had connections.
Rose Nylund : You know Frank Sinatra?
Sophia Petrillo : No, Frank Caravicci! From the fish market. He's always been good to me, never a bad piece of cod. He knows Frank.
Blanche Devereaux : Sinatra?
Sophia Petrillo : No, Frank Tortoni, the dry cleaner. Tina's third cousin once removed.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Tina Tortoni?
Sophia Petrillo : Tina Sinatra!
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Sophia Petrillo : It's Tuesday night, I'm cleaning out my purse.
Rose Nylund : Did all that stuff come out of your purse?
Sophia Petrillo : No, I was also cleaning out my ears, that's where the Feen-A-Mint and the rain bonnet came from.
Rose Nylund : Sophia, why're you in such a bad mood?
Sophia Petrillo : Forgive me Rose, but I haven't had sex in 15 years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
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Blanche Devereaux : I asked my teacher for help like you all told me to, he said the only way I would get an A on his final is if I sleep with him.
Rose Nylund : No!
Blanche Devereaux : Oh yes! I just don't know what to do!
Sophia Petrillo : Get it in writing.
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Rose Nylund : Here you go, Sophia, the perfect after dinner treat, a nice dish of Jell-O.
Sophia Petrillo : I hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in mid-air He would've filled them with helium.