- Sophia Petrillo: [narrating the play] "On her way, Henny came upon Goosey Loosey..."
- [Blanche runs out on stage in a bird costume looking at herself in a handheld mirror]
- Sophia Petrillo: "... one of the most popular birds in the barnyard."
- Blanche Devereaux: THE most popular.
- Sophia Petrillo: And the 8th graders are seeing a play today about how to be that popular... safely.
- Rose Nylund: You're not going to believe this, I just saw a cloud that looked exactly like a cotton ball.
- Rose Nylund: It's time I gave something back to the chicken community. A chicken once saved my life.
- Blanche Devereaux: They *are* the dumbest birds.
- Sophia Petrillo: One day Henny Penny was sleeping under an acorn tree and an acorn fell and hit her on the head. Funny, when I was a little girl in Sicily and they told us this story, it was a safe that fell on her head.
- Sophia Petrillo: Turkey Lurkey was your nickname in high school.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: It was not.
- Sophia Petrillo: Really? That's what they called you at the PTA meetings.