The Golden Girls (TV Series)

It's a Miserable Life (1986)

Amzie Strickland: Lady at Funeral

Quotes 

• Lady at Funeral : Today is a day of great sadness, not only for me, but also for the many people whose lives have been touched by the warmth and the kindness of this woman who is lying here. I wish I knew how many charities and hospitals and orphanages have benefited from her generosity. But now, no-one will ever know! Because she preferred to all of her good work anonymously. I'm sure that a lot of people never even knew that she worked for 15 years in a leper colony. Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved all mankind. She was...

  Dorothy : Who?

  Lady at Funeral : Celia Rubinstein.

  Blanche : This funeral isn't for Celia Rubinstein. It's for Frieda Claxton!

  Mr. Pfeiffer : The Rubinstein funeral is down the hall.

  Lady at Funeral : Oh, I'm so sorry for the intrusion! Uh... Frieda Claxton? Wasn't she the woman who owned that old house on Richmond Street?

  Rose : Yes!

  [Lady turns around and kicks the casket]