The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Ladies of the Evening (1986)

Phil Rubenstein: The Exterminator

Quotes 

• Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Well?

  Exterminator : Your infestation profile is threefold. You have silverfish and waterbugs in the drainage areas, and under the baseboard structure you have blateria andropoulous.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Did you hear that, Rose? The President of Greece lives under our baseboards.

  Exterminator : Blateria andropoulous is a cockroach.

  Rose Nylund : Maybe he'll be voted out in the next election.

• Exterminator : [the girls have been screaming and jumping up and down at the news that they'll meet Burt Reynolds]  I always get this reaction when I wear the tight jumpsuit.

• Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [the girls have just been told the house has termites]  What do you have to do to get rid of them?

  Exterminator : The next step is to ascertain the condition of your exterior. For this I need to perform a cursory inspection of your subterraneal substructure.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You mean crawl under the house.

  Exterminator : Anybody can make it sound stupid.