The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Love for Sale (1991)
Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux
Quotes
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Uncle Angelo : [in an Italian accent] I met a beautiful, young Sicilian aerobics instructor. Gorgeous eyes-a, angelic-a mouth-eh, and a behind that must-a been made on a Saturday, because even da good Lord him-a-self wanna take a day off-a to admire it. I lost-a my heart. And I opened my wallet, eh? Oh, da expensive-a gifts, the fancy dinners, en-a weeekends in Mikonos, eh. I even wore onnea those, eh, tiny speedo swimsuits, shows all-a you gingerbread an' everyting, ya'know. And she leaves-a me. What does a six-foot-seven-inch, American-a basketball player got that I don't?
Blanche Devereaux : Well, Angelo, speaking in terms of the gingerbread alone...
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche!
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [refusing to participate in a charity date auction] I am not going. It is degrading.
Blanche Devereaux : Dorothy, come on now, don't be a stick-in-the-mud. It's for the Children's Hospital. I mean, if you can't degrade yourself for a bunch of sick kids, who can you degrade yourself for?
