- [Sophia has taken the girls to a local salon to get their hair done by the "gorgeous" Eduardo]
- Eduardo: Who's hair do I wash first?
- Blanche Devereaux: I'm first. I'm the dirtiest!
- [the Dorothy and Rose are joining an all female gym, which upsets Blanche since she prefers a coed gym where she was picked up by men]
- Yvonne: Hello. My name is Yvonne. Have you been here before?
- Blanche Devereaux: [to Dorothy] See? Go to a women's gym, you get hit on by a woman.
- Yvonne: I work here.
- Blanche Devereaux: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply anything.
- Rose Nylund: She just thought you were a lesbian.
- [Dorothy, Blanche and Rose have enrolled in a special aerobics class in order to lose weight]
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [trying to stretch her legs wide apart] Ooh, that hurts!
- Blanche Devereaux: [sitting with her legs already wide apart] I'm not havin' any trouble.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?
- Eduardo: Well, my dear, in many respects, styling hair is like making love. To do it well, one must have trust, respect, and a chair you can pump up and down.
- Yvonne: [in pain] Oh! Charlie Horse!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [to Rose, who thinks that 'Charlie Horse' is an exercise move] She has a cramp, you peabrain!