The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Sisters and Other Strangers (1990)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Magda : What's to happen? Now that there is freedom in my country my people will read these books and be confused.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : These books represent different ideas. While you're here there are two books I want you to read. The first one is Thomas Paine's Common Sense, I think you'll realize what I'm trying to say. The other is Vanna White's autobiography.
Magda : Why should I read that?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : It's just a hell of a book.
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Magda : Now the way it was we knew what to do. When there is one road no one gets lost.
Rose Nylund : Not so, back in St. Olaf...
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, is this a story about getting lost?
Rose Nylund : Yes.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Well don't tell us, show us.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [talking about her favorite doll] And how did Mrs. Doolittle's hair get singed? Did it herself? I think not!
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Magda : [Stan's cousin from communist Czechoslovakia is visiting] Such a beautiful home! Who sleeps with government official?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Oh, that would be my friend, Blanche... And this is my mother, Sophia Petrillo.
Sophia Petrillo : [skeptical] So, you're Stan's cousin.
Magda : Please don't hold it against me.
Sophia Petrillo : She's OK.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Sit down, sit down. Tell me, where's Stan? Is he parking the car?
Magda : I take taxi. Stanley and I have disagreement.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Oh, what about?
Magda : He saw himself as human being, I disagreed.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I would kill my sister if she ever wrote about my sex life.
Sophia Petrillo : You would kill your sister over a pamphlet?
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [talking about sisters] When I was a little girl I had this doll, Mrs. Dolittle, and Gloria was not supposed to touch...
Sophia Petrillo : Do we have to hear that damn Mrs. Dolittle story again? So your sister broke your doll, it was over 50 years ago.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : It was very traumatic. It was my favorite doll.
Rose Nylund : I have a sister story...
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : And she didn't just break it, she fixed it so the eyes would never close again. She made Mrs. Doolittle look like a morphine addict!
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Sophia Petrillo : If you need me I'll be in the bitter children of celebrities section.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Don't get lost.
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Rose Nylund : [Stan's communist cousin is making Rose uncomfortable] This is terrible. I was raised to *hate* communists. I remember in the early '50s, when McCarthy came to St Olaf to speak in the town square. I was never so moved by a public speaker, although some people thought he was a puppet for the Right Wing. No, wait, that was Charlie McCarthy.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I'd have put money on that.
Rose Nylund : But still, St Olaf's town motto was, 'Better Ned than Red'. Ned was sort of the town idiot.
Sophia Petrillo : When, on your days off?