The Golden Palace (TV Series)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas (1992)
Don Cheadle: Roland Wilson
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Quotes
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Rose Nylund : [Roland agrees to play Santa at the Children's Hospital] Oh, Roland, this is quite an honor. I hope you've had the necessary training.
Roland Wilson : It's no big deal, Rose. I'm just gonna put on a red suit and go down there and pass out some gifts.
Rose Nylund : [outraged] Oh no you're not, Buster.
Roland Wilson : What?
Rose Nylund : The real Santa doesn't go through the motions. If you're gonna do this, you're gonna do it right. Now, let's see your belly.
Roland Wilson : [incredulous, laughing nervously] Heh, heh, I beg your pardon?
Rose Nylund : [shouting] Your belly, Mister! I hope you can make it shake like a bowl full of jelly.
Sophia Petrillo : Show him, Blanche.
Roland Wilson : Rose, I do a hundred and fifty sit-ups every night to get my stomach to look like this.
Rose Nylund : Oh, great. A taut Santa. Oh, we have a lot of work to do, my friend. That's not much of a beard. I hope you can come up with some really good facial hair by tomorrow.
Blanche Devereaux : Show him, Sophia.
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Chuy Castillos : [a group of recently-divorced people staying at the hotel have demanded all reminders of Christmas be removed] Well, the tree's in the dumpster and I feel like a million bucks. Ha, ha. This is gonna be the best Christmas ever, huh? No caroling, no gifts, no dinner to clean up afterwards. No reminders of Christmas whatsoever.
Roland Wilson : Ah, 'scuse me, didn't you forget to say 'Bah, humbug'?
Chuy Castillos : [really getting enthusiastic] So I did! Bah, humbug. Hah, hah, hah. Bah, humbug.
Rose Nylund : Chuy, every time you say 'Bah, humbug', an elf cries.
Chuy Castillos : [patronizing] Rose, the elves are crying because they're lonely little men whose dating pool consists of reindeer and each other.