- Chuy Castillos: [on learning that restaurant critic Gerald Davenport will be visiting the hotel] Davenport, I hate that little runt. He gave me the worst review of my life.
- Blanche Devereaux: What did he say?
- Chuy Castillos: Well, he said my cooking was banal. And when I looked it up, boy was I mad!
- Rose Nylund: Well, sir, I am so sorry the airline lost your bag. We'll send it right up just as soon as they deliver it.
- Mr. Mitchelson: Oh, thank you. I own a chain of travel agencies, and it is so refreshing to meet someone as bright and on-the-ball as you are. And by the way, that's a most interesting brooch. Amethyst?
- Rose Nylund: No, Lutheran.