- Gomer Pyle: Quallerbattoo!
- Sgt. Carter: It's a SECRET password. DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
- Sgt. Carter: I need a volunteer. A man who can face enemy fire, who can make that sacrifice. Do you know why I'm sending you?
- Gomer Pyle: Cuz I'm the most expendable?
- Sgt. Carter: Right!
- Sgt. Carter: [to the umpire] I'm not arguing, sir, but Private Pyle here was right in the line of fire.
- Gomer Pyle: That's true. I don't know how I was saved.
- Sgt. Carter: He's dead, isn't he, sir? Please sir. Of course it's your decision, but I'd kill him. I mean I'd tag him killed.