- [first lines]
- Ron the Landlord: Two thirty six please, George.
- Margo Leadbetter: Oh, no, no, George. This one's on me, I insist. Money, Jerry!
- Tom Good: Now, that is a miracle.
- Margo Leadbetter: If any of you so much as sniggers, I'm going straight back indoors.
- Barbara Good: Margo, we couldn't be more grateful.
- Margo Leadbetter: Even I can see that this is a genuine emergency. After all, what are friends for? Mind you. this will be the first, and last time, so make good use of it.
- [last lines]
- Tom Good: Four pints of bitter please Ron, and some oil for me wheels! Money, Jerry! Come on.