- Tom Good: I'm stronger that you are and I can pin you to the bed any time I feel like it.
- Barbara Good: Rubbish.
- Margo Leadbetter: I would just like to say, Tom and Barbara, that this is the last time you involve me with the Gutter Press. Good morning.
- [last lines]
- Tom Good: What a bloody load of old rubbish! I told you this fork was no good when I found it in the shed.
- Margo Leadbetter: [to Tom] You haven't been gardening in a dinner jacket, have you?
- Tom Good: Certainly. You've heard of gentleman farmers, haven't you?
- Jerry Leadbetter: [Speaking to Tom and Barbara] Look at you. About as much business acumen as a couple of characters out of the "Magic Roundabout."