- Mr. Parker: [puts peanuts on the table] These peanuts are the Junior Warlords, and this
- [picks up a book]
- Mr. Parker: this is us.
- [smashes the peanuts]
- Thelma Evans: What's a jacket doing in the oven?
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: I don't know, beats me, first we're picking cotton, now we're cooking it.
- Mr. Parker: The Junior Warlords are getting an A in violence, vandalizing the school, threatening teachers, beating up students.
- Florida Evans: He's having labor troubles and she's having labor pains.
- Clara: This will be her ninth.
- Florida Evans: That woman's had more deliveries than Chicken Delight.
- Florida Evans: Mr. Parker, we are concerned parents, not vigilantes.
- Mr. Parker: We need to be both, somebody's got to do something about those Junior Warlords, the school can't and the law won't.