- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Well, y'all, what I found out is that... Lloyd was married before.
- Michael Evans: J.J., they can't put you in jail for that.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: To two women.
- Willona Woods: J.J., they can't put you in jail for that, either.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: At the same time?
- Michael Evans: Now, that they can put you in jail for!
- Willona Woods: Good Lord! Thelma's going out with a bigamist!