- [all the non-whites have left South Africa, throwing the nation into turmoil]
- Travel Agent: That's why the government have introduced a new form of segregation.
- Bill: Ah, that's exactly the sort of thing this country needs, mate, I'll tell ya.
- Travel Agent: [portentously] I'm glad you agree.
- Bill: I agree...
- Travel Agent: [revealing to Tim and Graeme] "Apart-Height."
- [Tim, Graeme, and the Agent start cackling among themselves]
- Travel Agent: Here, read the instructions!
- [Graeme and Tim start cackling at Bill, who obliviously laughs back]
- Graeme: [reading] "Instruction Number One: Pin up wall chart."
- Bill: [pinning up the chart] Pin up wall chart, I can do this, I can do this, eh?
- Graeme: "Instruction Number Two: Stand by chart."
- [Tim stands next to the chart, clearing the mark]
- Graeme: "If you are taller than the mark, all right."
- [Bill enthusiastically takes his turn at the chart]
- Graeme: "If you don't reach it..."
- Bill: Yeah?
- Graeme: "Tough luck."
- [Bill tries standing on a stair to clear the mark]
- Graeme: "And no cheating. Now that all the non-whites have left, congratulations! You are one of the lucky new band of second-class citizens."
- Bill: [shocked] What, me?
- Graeme: "Yes, you, short-house. All the rules previously applied to non-whites will now apply to you."
- Travel Agent: Good man. And here's your camera.
- Graeme: Ah. Black and white?
- Travel Agent: [deeply offended] Just white.