The Goodies (TV Series)
The Stolen Musicians (1971)
Norman Mitchell: Gerald
Quotes
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The Music Master : [the Goodies have failed to produce a hit record for the Music Master. To his henchmen:] Take them away. You know what to do.
Gerald : Oh not, not that boss!
The Music Master : Yes!
[Plays a sinister note on his pipe organ]
The Music Master : That!
Bill Oddie : What?
Tim : They're gonna kill us!
The Music Master : Oh no! Something far worse! I'm going to lock you in a cell with...
[plays another sinister note]
The Music Master : Rolf Harris!
Rolf Harris : [a henchman opens a nearby cell door and Rolf Harris can be heard singing] Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down, sport...
Bill Oddie , Tim , Graeme Garden : [the henchmen begin hustling the Goodies in to the cell] NO! NO! PLEASE! STOP!
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The Music Master : [the Music Master has kidnapped the Goodies and told them to create a hit song in only an hour. The deadline has just passed] ... Now, let's see what the Goodies have come up with. They've been very quiet in there, I hope you haven't been too hard on them, Gerald.
Gerald : They were a bit obstropolous, so I had to deal with them.
The Music Master : Ah, I see.
[Gerald opens the door to the Goodies' cell and the Goodies hop in, bound and gagged]
The Music Master : Ah, there you are. Have you come up with a hit record?
[the Goodies mumble and shake their heads]
The Music Master : And why not?
[the Goodies turn around to show that their hands have been tied]
The Music Master : Gerald, did you do that?
Gerald : [Proudly] Yes, boss!
The Music Master : Well that really wasn't very fair on them was it? They can hardly be expected to produce a hit record if they can't sing or play instruments, can they?
Gerald : Oh no, I didn't think of that. 'Cause they made such a 'orrible noise.
The Music Master : "A 'orrible noise"? That could be the hit we're looking for!