- Slappy: My beautiful bride. See? I even brought the ring!
- Jillian Zinman: That's my Mom's ring!
- Slappy: Yeah! I stole it for the special occasion - my marriage to the most perfect girl in the world.
- Mary-Ellen: Oh, Slappy, you say the nicest things! And now I'm ready to be your bride.
- Slappy: [hits her] What? Not you! I don't want you, you cheap chunk of plastic. I want... *her*!
- [he points to Katie, who goes afraid]
- Slappy: You'll be mine, Katie. You'll be my slave forever!
- [laughs]
- Mary-Ellen: [furiously] After all I've done for you, this is the thanks I get,
- [yelling]
- Mary-Ellen: you rotten old piece of wood!
- Mary-Ellen: Come on, there's plenty of me to go around.
- Jillian Zinman: [takes Mary-Ellen away from Katie] I've had just about enough of this dumb doll!
- Mary-Ellen: Who are you calling dumb, ugly!
- [Jillian screams in terror and hugs Katie]
- Katie Zinman: I told you!
- Jillian Zinman: She's alive too?
- Mary-Ellen: Aren't YOU the smarty-pants. Tell her, Katie! Tell your big sister the truth!
- Katie Zinman: She makes me do anything she wants. If I don't, she says she'll hurt mom and dad - and you! And when she saw Slappy at the show, she fell in love with him
- Mary-Ellen: And what Mary-Ellen wants, Mary-Ellen gets!
- [last lines]
- Jillian Zinman: [hears a knock upstairs, gasps] We forgot about Harrison!
- Bob Zinman: [the whole family approaches the bathroom] What's Harrison doing in our bathroom?
- Jillian Zinman: It's kind of a long story.
- Connie Zinman: Trust me, young lady, you're going to have time.
- [the Zinman family open to door seeing Harrison's head bowed down to the sink]
- Jillian Zinman: Harrison, are you okay? Harrison?
- [Harrison turns to the family with Slappy's evil eyes]
- Harrison Cohen: [laughs scaring the Zinmans] Sorry, folks...
- Slappy: [voice changes] ... Harrison doesn't live here anymore!
- [Slappy laughs]