The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

It's All Downhill from Here (1982)

William Katt: Ralph Hinkley

Quotes 

• Bill Maxwell : [With emphasis]  Ralph, this is Robert Alan Kline.

  Ralph Hinkley : Bill, I don't care if the guy knows James Bond! He can at least be polite!

  Bill Maxwell : He *is* James Bond, Ralph. Can you get that? Now put a lid on it, before I wind up working in a parking lot.

• Ralph Hinkley : I get so angry Bill, these guys treat us like we're a couple of amateurs and we're the only two people up here that can crack this thing.

  Bill Maxwell : Yeah. C.I.A. stands for creeps in action. If they just open up with the info, we could crack this thing like an Easter egg.

• Ralph Hinkley : Boy, is this a great day? I get to watch some of the best skiers in the world compete in the World Cup downhill, and you get to watch me.

  Pam Davidson : Ralph, come on. It was the suit. It wasn't you. You never skied that way before in your life. I don't think anybody had. And I think I'm gonna collapse. Can we take it easy?

  Ralph Hinkley : Well, I'm just having fun on the old boards, you know.

  Pam Davidson : It was the suit, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : It was not the suit, Pam. We don't know the suit can ski.

  Pam Davidson : Then why are you wearing it?

  Ralph Hinkley : Because it keeps me warm. Do you know how much ski clothes cost today?

  Pam Davidson : Tell me about it.

  Ralph Hinkley : Well, I'm saving up for my Jaguar.

  Pam Davidson : Oh, yeah, the Jag.

  Ralph Hinkley : Don't start that now. Come on. You know my station wagon is all beat to heck, and a Jaguar is a good car.

  Pam Davidson : Hey, hon, I think it's terrific. I've always wanted to date a guy who drove a Jaguar.

• Ralph Hinkley : Come on. This man did not die from a heart attack.

  Fred Blandin : Look like it might have been congenital. You know, he probably over trained. So I would appreciate it if you would keep what you think you saw just between us. Otherwise I'm gonna have to put you on a plane to D.C.with a booking sheet pinned to your shirt.

  Pam Davidson : On what charge?

  Fred Blandin : Felony trouble making. How's that sound?

  Ralph Hinkley : Sounds like the '60s to me.

• Samantha Brice : Ralph! Those look like sealskin boots. That's endangered species, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : Sam, this are not real sealskin. Endangered Naugahyde maybe, but, uh, that's about it.

• Bill Maxwell : I see you finally sprung for those sealskin booties you wanted, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : Uh, they're not real sealskin, Bill. They're fake. Samantha, really. These are recycled fur.

  Bill Maxwell : Go great with the Jaguar anyhow.

  Samantha Brice : Jaguar? Ralph, you're not gonna get a jaguar coat, are you?

  Bill Maxwell : Uh, no, you don't wear it, honey. You drive it. It's a little red job, pass anything except a gas station.

  Ralph Hinkley : What? I love the color red.

  Bill Maxwell : It's your best color, Ralph.