Green Acres (TV Series)
Flight to Nowhere (1968)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Lisa is cooking] What's that mess?
Lisa Douglas : They're croissants.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : They are?
Lisa Douglas : Well, they aren't official French croissants. I made them out of hotcake batter.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I must say your hotcake batter has an international flavor, which is about the only flavor it does have.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Haney pitches his own checks] Haney's Traveler's Checks? I could just imagine me trying to get someone to cash one of those for me!
Eustace Charleton Haney : Easiest thing in the world.
[man walks up]
Eustace Charleton Haney : Oh, excuse me, sir. Would you mind cashing this ten dollar traveler's check?
Man : Sorry, I - -Aww, it's a Haney's Traveler's Check! Be glad to hep ya!
Eustace Charleton Haney : Thank you.
[man leaves]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Where did you have him stashed?
Eustace Charleton Haney : Who?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : That shill that cashed the check for you.
Eustace Charleton Haney : Mr. Douglas, I never saw him before. He was a perfect stranger.
Man : [returning] How long we gonna be here cousin Eustace?