- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Lisa is cooking] What's that mess?
- Lisa Douglas: They're croissants.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: They are?
- Lisa Douglas: Well, they aren't official French croissants. I made them out of hotcake batter.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I must say your hotcake batter has an international flavor, which is about the only flavor it does have.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Haney pitches his own checks] Haney's Traveler's Checks? I could just imagine me trying to get someone to cash one of those for me!
- Eustace Charleton Haney: Easiest thing in the world.
- [man walks up]
- Eustace Charleton Haney: Oh, excuse me, sir. Would you mind cashing this ten dollar traveler's check?
- Man: Sorry, I - -Aww, it's a Haney's Traveler's Check! Be glad to hep ya!
- Eustace Charleton Haney: Thank you.
- [man leaves]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Where did you have him stashed?
- Eustace Charleton Haney: Who?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: That shill that cashed the check for you.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: Mr. Douglas, I never saw him before. He was a perfect stranger.
- Man: [returning] How long we gonna be here cousin Eustace?