Green Acres (TV Series)

Hail to the Fire Chief (1968)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [fining Haney on phony fire violations]  Oh, I'm sorry. That's going to cost you $18.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, why?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Section 14 of the fire prevention code states that a connected soldering iron must be at least 30 feet from an unflameproofed wooden Indian.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, it was. It was. But, uh, while I was working, uh, the Indian moved over closer to watch me.