Green Acres (TV Series)
Kimball Gets Fired (1967)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Douglas : You're kidding.
Hank Kimball : About what?
Oliver Douglas : About being fired.
Hank Kimball : Oh, no, Mr. Douglas, I wouldn't kid about losing the only job I ever had.
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Oliver Douglas : Lisa, would you do me a favor? Will you keep your big Hungarian nose out of this?
[leaves]
Lisa Douglas : Well, that's the last time I ever marry him!
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Lisa Douglas : [Lisa is pushing a vacuum cleaner around the front room of the house] Would you put your foot up... your foots up? Put your feets up.
Oliver Douglas : What's the matter with the vacuum?
Lisa Douglas : Nothing.
Oliver Douglas : It's not making any noise.
Lisa Douglas : Well it only makes a noise when it's plugged in.
Oliver Douglas : Well if it's not plugged in, it's not going to pick up the dirt.
Lisa Douglas : There isn't any dirt.
Oliver Douglas : Well then why are you vacuuming?
Lisa Douglas : I am not! It's not plugged in!
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Oliver Douglas : Where's your brother?
Alf Monroe : She's outside.
Ralph Monroe : [appears in the closet] Yes and I'm not coming in!
Oliver Douglas : What?
Ralph Monroe : This place has too many memories!
[leaves, close to tears]
Oliver Douglas : Oh, for the... What's wrong with her?
Ralph Monroe : She has a calcium deficiency.
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Sam Drucker : [about Schmidlapp] What'd he say to make you mad, Mr. Douglas?
Oliver Douglas : He knocked my corn.
Newt Kiley : Oh, he shouldn't a done that...
Fred Ziffel : No. Them skinny stalks couldn't stand much knockin'.