Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth (1966)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Photos 

Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : [to Oliver]  Boy, what a grouch! That's what I get for marrying a man 68 years older than me!

• Mr. Johnson : [Lisa is buying a tractor for Oliver]  Just put on a blue bow, the fellow I'm sending it to is a boy.

  Mr. Johnson : Well I'll do what I can.

  Lisa Douglas : And would you put a big card on it, saying 'Happy Birthday'?

  Mr. Johnson : Eh, from who?

  Lisa Douglas : A friend. Well, he'll know who it is, he doesn't have too many.

• Lisa Douglas : [about Oliver]  Well, I guess you can't expect a man who is 72 years older than me, to stay up late.

• Lisa Douglas : [Lisa sighs after a kiss from Oliver]  It's hard to believe that you are 81 years older than I am.