Green Acres (TV Series)
Never Trust a Little Old Lady (1966)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Eb is dressed for a drought in a swimsuit, jungle helmet & sunglasses] Eb, we've got to go to Pixley to pick up the tomato plants. Now take that stupid outfit off.
Eb Dawson : Pixley's a pretty big town. I ought to wear something.
Lisa Douglas : Eb's right. He might get arrested for undecent explosion.
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Lisa Douglas : [angry] Oliver! One of these days you're going to be a little man and you'll come out of your own house and nobody is going to look at you because you're such a grouch!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [shouting] And that will be the happiest day of my life!