Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Trust a Little Old Lady (1966)

Smiley Burnette: Charlie Pratt

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Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Are you gonna take my tomato plants to Hooterville?

  Charlie Pratt : No, sir.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [turn to Floyd]  If I get a truck, will you help Eb load 'em?

  Floyd Smoot : [wearing beach clothes]  No, sir. I ain't gonna get no sunstroke.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [turns back to Charlie]  Would you?

  Charlie Pratt : [wearing a life jacket]  No sir, I can't swim.

• Charlie Pratt : Floyd Smoot, you're a stubborn fool!

  Floyd Smoot : And that goes double for me!