- Lisa Douglas: He's seeing things that aren't there.
- Mother Eunice Douglas: [laughs] Is that all?
- Lisa Douglas: Mother! It's serious!
- Mother Eunice Douglas: It's hereditary. His father used to see pink elephants. He was a liberal Republican.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [at the lake] We won't go hungry after all. There are apples here.
- Lisa Douglas: What are apple ears?
- Dr. Faber: Anything been bothering you lately?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Not a thing.
- Dr. Faber: How have you been sleeping?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Fine.
- Dr. Faber: Any dreams?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Just the usual.
- Dr. Faber: [with a naughty gleam] You mean, like Sophia Loren?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [conceding] Yes.
- Dr. Faber: Did you give up on Fay Wray?