Green Acres (TV Series)

One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing (1966)

Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : How do they determine how much

  [State Farm Unattached Duty Tax] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : you owe?

  Hank Kimball : Well, they take your acreage and - well, they don't take your acreage unless you didn't pay the tax bill. They have a computer with a stack of cards, and each card has a taxpayer's name on it. In your case it would be, uh - well, whatever your name is. Each card has holes punched in it. This is done at the State Department of Hole Punching. Three men work there - the Head Hole Puncher, the Assistant Head Hole Puncher, and his brother-in-law.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Which one punched the holes in your head?