- Lisa Douglas: [pointing out the opening credits to Lori] Now watch carefully. First comes the Executive Producer.
- [Executive Producer credit appears on screen]
- Lisa Douglas: I don't know why he comes first. He must be a relative or something. Now comes the "Written by's."
- [Writers credits appear on screen]
- Lisa Douglas: They're number two, so they have to try harder. Now comes the most important one, "Directed by."
- [Director credit appears on screen]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [walking into room] What are you two looking at?
- Lori Baker: Mrs. Douglas is showing me the names.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: What names?
- Lisa Douglas: The ones we see once in a while.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [unable to order a part for his Hoyt-Clagwell tractor] How am I going to get the tractor running?
- Sam Drucker: Maybe I could have Hammerin' Hanna make a doohickey for you.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Who's Hammering Hanna?
- Sam Drucker: She's the blacksmith over in Pixley. Her husband's a dentist. She hand forges all the braces for his patients.