Green Acres (TV Series)

The Hole in the Porch (1971)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

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• Eb Dawson : [pulling up piece of rotten porch wood]  See how rotten the boards are.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I wonder if that's termites.

  Eb Dawson : Are you kidding? No self-respecting termite would eat this stuff!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : This is dry rot.

  Eb Dawson : The story of your life.