- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [walks into bedroom] Lisa, have you seen the - What are all my clothes doing on the bed?
- Lisa Douglas: I'm giving them to the old clothes sale.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: That's my whole wardrobe!
- Lisa Douglas: You're very generous!
- Lisa Douglas: [Oliver has broken his leg] This is a fine honeymoon you've got me into!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I'm sorry, Lisa.
- Lisa Douglas: I never would have married you if I'd known you were accident prune.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Prone!
- Lisa Douglas: That's what you are. A prone prune!