George Bennington: [calling the Agriculture office in D.C] Say, your angry little voice sounds familiar. Aren't you the fella who was infected with corn bores last year?
Oliver Wendell Douglas: That's right!
George Bennington: What do ya have this year?
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Wheat stem sawflies.
George Bennington: How about that! You're raising wheat out on the terrace now, huh? You Park Avenue folks are...
Oliver Wendell Douglas: I don't live on Park Avenue anymore.
George Bennington: Oh, they canceled the lease, huh?
[laughs sarcastically]
Oliver Wendell Douglas: No! I bought a farm near Hooterville!
George Bennington: Where?
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Hooterville!
George Bennington: You're pullin' my leg!