Green Acres (TV Series)

You Ought to Be in Pictures (1966)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

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• Mr. Haney : [Oliver interrupts his first meeting of the Hooterville Chamber of Commerce]  Mr. Douglas, you got a belt buckle?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No.

  Mr. Haney : Well, then would you sit down?

  Sam Drucker : Sorry, no speeches without a belt buckle.

• Mr. Haney : [Haney has made a fake film camera out of a box and some cans]  I refer you to this tomato can which is playing the part of a lens. Everything is make believe in Hollywood. Now the first thing for the amateur actor to remember is: never look into the tomato can.

• Mr. Haney : Yes, Mrs. Douglas, take it from an old trooper: just talk into the sardine can, and the tomato can will always find you.