- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [giving another speech, holding handful of soil] This is the good earth! This contains the wealth of the American farmer!
- ["Yankee Doodle" plays in background]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: This is what he fought for at Lexington and Concord! Land! Land into which to plant his crops! Land with which to feed the hungry millions of the world! Land...
- Eb Dawson: [noticing soundtrack] Hey, I think you got a worm in there playing the fife!
- Eb Dawson: [with Arnold, from back of train upon returning to Hooterville] Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln.
- Lisa Douglas: Who's he?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: He was the president of the United States.
- Lisa Douglas: Oh, I thought that was George Washington.
- Hank Kimball: Oh, no ma'am. George Washington is a bridge across the Hudson River.