The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

Nursery Crimes/My Peeps (2004)

Scott Menville: Pinnochio

Quotes 

• Billy : You know what Pinocchiochiochiochiochio, you are funny.

  Pinocchio : Funny? Why, there's nothing funny about being made of wood.

  Billy : What's that you say?

  Pinocchio : I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!

  Billy : [nervous]  Uh... yeah.

  [awkward pause] 

  Billy : Well, I gotta go!

  [Billy tries to leave, but Pinocchio cuts him off] 

  Pinocchio : Yeah, and the only way for me to become a real boy is to devour the flesh of a real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?

  [Billy screams and runs off in terror]