Kyle Howard: Dave 'The Stand-In'

Quotes 

• Johnny Bishop : Guys don't sit around talking about chicks getting off. 16-year old guys don't even *care* if chicks get off.

  Dave : I cared.

  Johnny Bishop : Dude, you are so gay.

  Dave : Yeah, dude, that's the main sign of gayness: caring whether or not girls get satisfied.