- Claudia Finnerty: [reading Derek's business card] Derek Purcell, fashion photographer. New York, London, Paris... Hanoi?
- Derek Purcell: Vietnam is the new Brazil.
- Claudia Finnerty: What? So you and your friends stand around laughing at me?
- Sean Finnerty: No, baby, they're not my friends. I don't even know those guys!
- Jimmy Finnerty: Statistics show that children of broken homes are twice as likely to end up in a failed marriage.
- Bobby: That's an interesting statistic. Now, how many square feet are there in *who cares*?
- Lily Finnerty: Dad told Mom she was too stupid to be a model, then he told me I was so ugly I could only go out at night!