- Sean Finnerty: Claudia, I'm not going back there!
- Claudia Finnerty: Yes, you are! It's Lina's wedding!
- Sean Finnerty: I don't want to!
- Claudia Finnerty: I don't want to wear a dress that makes my ass look like a birthday cake!
- [turns to show the huge bow on the butt of her dress]
- Claudia Finnerty: But I'm a bridesmaid, so here I am!
- Bar mitzvah boy: [to Sean and Eddie's group, playing Hava Nagila] You suck!
- Eddie Finnerty: Hey! If you were a man, I'd kick your ass!
- Bar mitzvah boy: [Jumps out of his chair] Today, I *am* a man!
- Eddie Finnerty: Okay! Don't freak out! Don't freak out!
- Walt Finnerty: So, you're Dean?
- Dean Piramatti: Yeah. What of it?
- Walt Finnerty: Hey! Watch the sass, music boy! I've got disposable razors older than you!
- Dean Piramatti: What's that supposed to mean?
- Walt Finnerty: It means I'm older and I have razors!
- Dean Piramatti: Sorry, but your old man's a buttwad! He says he wants to rock, but he doesn't wanna rock. I wanna rock!
- Lily Finnerty: I know! It's such a shame! The other day I caught him watching VH1!
- Eddie Finnerty: You know the greatest wedding band of all time? Pink Floyd. That's how they started out.
- Jimmy Finnerty: [Looking at a stopwatch] Six seconds!
- Henry Finnerty: It didn't feel like I was going that fast.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Around the block in six seconds! No human could run that fast!
- Henry Finnerty: Being a robot is so cool!
- Dean Piramatti: [Approaching] Is Lily home?
- Henry Finnerty: I don't know. Let me use my x-ray vision.
- [Peers at Lily's window]
- Henry Finnerty: Nope.
- Dean Piramatti: Well, I'm gonna ring the bell.
- Henry Finnerty: I'm gonna run around the block. See ya in six seconds!
- [Runs off]
- Dean Piramatti: What's wrong with Henry?
- Jimmy Finnerty: [Shrugs] Just snapped.