- Sister Helen: People may think that it's cool to use drugs, but there's nothing cool about being dead!
- Henry Finnerty: What about Heaven?
- Claudia Finnerty: Henry, don't go through my nightstand!
- Henry Finnerty: [With his new anti-drug zeal] Why? Afraid I might find your pills?
- [Whips out her birth control pills]
- Claudia Finnerty: Henry, give me those!
- Henry Finnerty: Why? Need your fix?
- Henry Finnerty: That's your second Mocha JoJo's cafe latte today. I think you have a problem!
- Lily Finnerty: Yeah! It's four feet tall and it won't leave me alone!
- Walt Finnerty: [At the intervention for Sean] I'd like to say something.
- Mr. Kersey: Go ahead, sir.
- Walt Finnerty: [to Sean] I'll never forget the day I found all those baggies and pipes and bong papers in your room!
- Sister Helen: [to the suspended basketball players] Tomorrow you will be giving a new sample and Mr. Kersey will be in the stall with you to make sure the sample is yours.
- Mr. Kersey: Ew! Really?
- Sister Helen: Yes!