- Sean Finnerty: And I thought you were doing all these things because you hate me!
- Tony Bustamante: Sean...
- Sean Finnerty: I know! It's ridiculous!
- Tony Bustamante: I *do* hate you! How am I supposed to feel about the guy who knocked up my little girl in high school?
- Claudia Finnerty: [Arguing about whose in-laws are more annoying] And do I get mad at your relatives for a misplaced comma?
- Eddie Finnerty: Hey! In all fairness, my brother's grammar is excellent!
- Sean Finnerty: [after Tony falls down the stairs] Jimmy, go get some ice!
- Jimmy Finnerty: Dad, you made me lose a warrior!