- Sean Finnerty: What if I told you I can get Mr. J. J. Bodybuddy?
- Sister Helen: Don't jerk my beads, Mr. Finnerty!
- Lily Finnerty: [to Jimmy's bemused friend, Carolyn] And I swear to you, if he walked into this room right now, I'd tell him, "I heard what you said about me!" And then I'd kill him!
- Owner: [entering at the last comment] Are you still talking about Bill Nye, the Science Guy?
- Lily Finnerty: Don't mention that name!
- Sean Finnerty: Let he of little faith cast the first stone.
- Sister Helen: Okay, Mr. Finnerty. You got me by misquoting scripture.
- Sister Helen: Oh, when you see Mr. Bodybuddy, could you give him this?
- [hands Claudia a sheet of paper]
- Sister Helen: It's a list of words he's not allowed to say.
- Claudia Finnerty: [points at a word on the paper, laughing] Why would he want to say that?
- Sister Helen: Well, I don't know why the Bike Safety Lady would want to say it, either, but she did, and now it's on the list.
- Kid #1: Where's your pancreas?
- Sean Finnerty: [pretending to be J. J. Bodybuddy] The pancreas is located in the pancreatic chamber, which is found roughly in this group of organs.
- [vaguely indicates his entire thorax and abdomen]
- Kid #1: What does it do?
- Sean Finnerty: Okay. Only one question per kid. How about you?
- [to a girl in the audience]
- Kid #2: What does the pancreas do?
- Sean Finnerty: Okay. If God wanted you to know that, he wouldn't have covered it with skin!