- Eddie Finnerty: Dad, do you really wanna bring the law into this?
- Officer: Hey, aren't you that guy that...
- Eddie Finnerty: No, I'm not that guy! I'm someone else!
- Officer: I'd swear you...
- Eddie Finnerty: No, I just have that kind of a face that looks like a lot of guys, that I'm not.
- Claudia Finnerty: Jimmy, I know you've had a hard last couple of days, but I promise you, your father and I aren't mad at you.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Oh, I know. I'm mad at you guys!
- Eddie Finnerty: Uniforms are a major thing for guys.
- Lily Finnerty: Oh, great! The only uniform I get to wear is a Catholic schoolgirl uniform! What guy is gonna be interested in that?
- [Eddie opens and closes his mouth several times and then looks away]
- Sean Finnerty: [Gets hit with a B-B, looks up] Jimmy?
- Jimmy Finnerty: I thought someone was stealing our garbage. I was defending the homestead!
- Sean Finnerty: Defending the homestead?
- Jimmy Finnerty: Grandpa said it.
- Sean Finnerty: [to Walt] Okay, enjoy your surgery!
- [to the orderly]
- Sean Finnerty: He's going for adult circumcision.