- Sean Finnerty: What's all this junk?
- Eddie Finnerty: It's a bunch of my old stuff. I'm having a yard sale out of here tomorrow.
- Sean Finnerty: You can't have it at your place?
- Eddie Finnerty: Yard sales make the neighborhood look low class.
- Sean Finnerty: You live next to an adult bookstore!
- Lily Finnerty: I thought they were cheering for *me*!
- Leah: They were.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Just not for your dancing.
- Lily Finnerty: Keep laughing, Jimmy. I'll dig your grave right next to Brad's.
- Brad O'Keefe: Besides, what makes you think I'm a virgin?
- Lily Finnerty: You bought my bra!
- Brad O'Keefe: I'm a collector!
- Brad O'Keefe: [as Eddie rummages through Lily's yard sale contributions, her bra "accidentally" falls out and Brad grabs it] Lily's bra!
- Eddie Finnerty: I'm not comfortable with you touching that.
- Brad O'Keefe: Why not?
- Eddie Finnerty: I don't know.
- Brad O'Keefe: She used to wear this under her white tank top. I've only seen the strap until now! How much?
- Eddie Finnerty: Uh, fourty dollars.
- Brad O'Keefe: [Pulls money out of his pocket] Deal!
- Matt: [Nudges Jimmy, points at Lily] Dude, I saw that chick's bra!
- Jimmy Finnerty: [Shrugging] So did I.
- Sean Finnerty: Eddie, stop selling our stuff!
- Henry Finnerty: Ooh, Dad's getting mad!
- Jimmy Finnerty: Better watch out! The dress is coming off!
- Eddie Finnerty: Hey! The disabled wanna be treated like everyone else! Maybe we should pull their limbs off more often!
- Sean Finnerty: Hey, babe. There always comes a day when a boy no longer sees his father as his hero. I still remember the day I saw my father with his toenails painted!
- Claudia Finnerty: I thought Eddie did that to him when he was drunk.
- Sean Finnerty: Yeah, baby. But the image is still burned into my mind!